Dear Period…

I can’t stand your bitch ass.
You are the unwelcome visitor at my bathroom door.
You are the bane of my sexual existance.
You are the hypocrisy of reproduction.
You are the stank ho that mocks my plans.
You have the ability to choose JUST the moment where my hope is highest, to pull the most egregious bullshit.
You are an asshole and I WISH I could fight yo monkey ass.

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2 thoughts on “Dear Period…”

  1. Girl! Me and Menstruation are sooo not cool with each other. If I see her in the club, I might smack her with bottle. LOL

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