Dear Ovaries,
You raggedy tramps! Get your Shit together!
Signed,
Just keep laughing…
Dear Ovaries…,
you selfish, stubborn beyatches you…..We gon end up fighting. What the hell is your purpose? You don’t do NONE of what you’re supposed to do, and frankly I’m fed up with you. What the hell am I paying you for? All you do is sit at your desk and do nothing…but then you have the NERVE to open the flood gates whenever I give you the benefit of the doubt. What the smelly hell!? I gave you medicine…I let the doctor do the ultrasound and look at you and you acted like you were alllll good then,….but don’t think I ain’t hip to your game. I saw on Discovery Health where someone had an ovarian transplant…don’t THINK for one second that you are irreplaceable….to the left ovaries…to the left.
Sincerley,
Your landlord.
I am forwarding this letter to my ovaries, they need to get there act together as well!!!