Random Thoughts

Dear Ovaries…

Dear Ovaries,You raggedy tramps!  Get your Shit together! Signed,Just keep laughing… Dear Ovaries…,you selfish, stubborn beyatches you…..We gon end up fighting. What the hell is your purpose? You don’t do NONE of what you’re supposed to do, and frankly I’m fed up with you. What the hell am I paying you for? All you do …

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20 Reasons to be okay with not being pregnant or having a baby right now…

…because sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying. 20. I can drink as much as I want.19. I don’t have to cut up anyone else’s chicken tenders at the dinner table.18. I can go on vacation and only be responsible for myself.17. I don’t have to pay for babysitting.16. Baby clothes can be …

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