Dear Thanksgiving, I would love to have a great day with you. However, I feel there are some general guidelines I should provide you with to ensure that we have a good meeting today. Please refrain from smiling in my face, leaning on one leg, gently touching me on my shoulder and uttering, “So, what …
Dear Ovaries,You raggedy tramps! Get your Shit together! Signed,Just keep laughing… Dear Ovaries…,you selfish, stubborn beyatches you…..We gon end up fighting. What the hell is your purpose? You don’t do NONE of what you’re supposed to do, and frankly I’m fed up with you. What the hell am I paying you for? All you do …
Dear God, I think you put the wrong uterus in here. Signed,You can send me replacements in the mail and I’ll send these back in the return envelope.
