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Dear Period…

I can’t stand your bitch ass.You are the unwelcome visitor at my bathroom door.You are the bane of my sexual existance.You are the hypocrisy of reproduction.You are the stank ho that mocks my plans.You have the ability to choose JUST the moment where my hope is highest, to pull the most egregious bullshit. You are …

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Dear Thanksgiving

Dear Thanksgiving, I would love to have a great day with you.  However, I feel there are some general guidelines I should provide you with to ensure that we have a good meeting today. Please refrain from smiling in my face, leaning on one leg, gently touching me on my shoulder and uttering, “So, what …

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Dear Ovaries…

Dear Ovaries,You raggedy tramps!  Get your Shit together! Signed,Just keep laughing… Dear Ovaries…,you selfish, stubborn beyatches you…..We gon end up fighting. What the hell is your purpose? You don’t do NONE of what you’re supposed to do, and frankly I’m fed up with you. What the hell am I paying you for? All you do …

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Wow.

So, I was searching for stock photos for my next blog, and I got so sidetracked by what I found, I had to stop and blog about that instead.  I did a search for royalty-free images of adoption and guess what I found? Out of the 8 pages of stock photos I found…95% of them …

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